"Pizza hut, is this a delivery?"
"Delivery...?"
"Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?"
"Oh, shit, bring it up to me!"
"Okay, what's your phone number?"
*looks on back of phone* "I don't see it."
"...what?"
"I don't see my phone's number on it!"
"...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?"
"Oh...882 4585"
"Okay, now, what do you want?"
"PIZZA!!!"
"No,sir, what kind of pizza?"
"Oh, shit! Umm...gimme some Stoner's"
"What size?"
"Stoner size."
"Okay, then. That'll be 15 dollars"
"Sounds good to me...Wait, I can't fit the money through the phone!"
"No, sir, just give it to the guy that brings you your pizza."
"Oh...OH!!! Okay. Later"
"Have a nice night *click*"
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . Stoner pizza call. "Pizza hut, is this a delivery?" "Delivery...?" "Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?" "Oh, shit, bring it up to me!" "Okay, what's your phone number?" *looks on back of phone* "I don't see it." "...what?" "I don't see my phone's number on it!" "...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?" "Oh...882 4585" Rating: 5