first off... i wouldent call the people you want to help you "mofo's" and second.. why to thru all the trouble?? just get a pop bottle, like a 20 ounce pepsi or mt. dew bottle, that the cap, put a hole in it the size of the socket, put a hole in the middle of the bottle for the carb, and a hole at the bottom of the bottle to suck the smoke out off. there ya go.