i lifeguard in the summers and blaze all the time before/during. its so sweet, i just put on my aviators and look at the clouds, no one gives a damn.

the funniest thing that happened to me while i was stoned was when some dumb kid fell in the pool while i was stoned but i didnt notice cause i was zoned out at the clouds....the other guard had to jump in the pool from across the facility even though he was right in front of me. i told themi just zoned out. that was it, everyone was fine and im still working there hahaha