I go into work straight as an arrow and efficient like a MOFO!

HOWEVER, I often come back from lunch BLAZED, slow as hell and fumbling all over my computer.

But, I am happy to be there and that makes others happy!

It takes me about an hour to get my shit together and get re-focused.

Funniest thing? Getting called into a long-ass, boring meeting right when I walk though the door.

My manager is usually at the entrance with his usual comment "...we've been waiting for you!".
FLORIDA MON Reviewed by FLORIDA MON on . Stoned at work? OK... you get into work stoned to fuck... over the next 8 hours you sneek out for more.... What is the funniest thing to happen to you whilst being stoned at work? Rating: 5