Stoned at work?

[Brother Schenker]

I had to get stoned when I worked in printed circuit board factories because the work was so monotonous. I'd get stoned before work, 1st break, all throughout lunch, 2nd break, on the way home...and until bedtime. Would even get stoned with my supervisors & managers.

And then, after 7 years of toking 24/7, I did the clean & sober thang and found that I could not bear factory work anymore. I would literally fall asleep standing up. So I quit and became a security guard for about 5 years. And about 2 years into that job I started toking again (but only at home and never before or during workhell)...and then 3 years later my company began drug testing and I decided to quit before they tested me.

Nowadays, I work in a job dealing with customers face to face. I can't be stoned at workhell because I get too self-conscious & paranoid in public. But that's okay. I know what's waiting for me at home (that is, when I can fucken score it!!).

[KLAW]

I smoke at work when i go out in the truck to set up tents for the rental company i work for hotboxing all the way there. The funniest shit though is when we got to the house for a party and when we rolled up the guy was smokin a bowl when we got there and he asked us if we wanted to hit it so we smoked again with him.

[Wesley Pipes]

I've often wondered how people can smoke and go to work. How do you do it? Don't you get paranoid?

idont get paranoid, just lazy

[JunkYard]

So what is your job?
From the looks of it your a Garbage Disposal!!!!!!!

I hope you're ready to be "disposed"...

[kush07]

I love to toke up while at work. It helps make the kids more bearable. Well, not at work but I like to take some brownies and then go out to lunch with a fellow co-worker for some "salad".

Happy Toking :rasta:

[BloodyRedBarron]

ur the most shallow wanka i have ever had the misfortune to slip on,how can you judge someone by how they look,i personaly judge people by how they behave,so ur lower than worm shit

Wo gives a shit what you think wigger.
I tell it the way I see it.

[Danny chillout]

But what you see is most probably incorrect sir. now keep this thread free of slagging off people you don't know, more to the fact; people who don't want to know you or your outspoken opinions.

thanks

[Psycho4Bud]

But what you see is most probably incorrect sir. now keep this thread free of slagging off people you don't know, more to the fact; people who don't want to know you or your outspoken opinions.

thanks

Agreed! This type of crap is done!!!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[muncheemama]

when Im home with the kids I look quite forward to nap time...its lovely.
and I do books at the family business 3 times a week, its about an hour away from my house and my hubby suffers from extreme road rage...and I suffer from extreme anxiety because of it..I smoke in the mornings before we go so that I wont yell for him to "slow down" and "stop being a jackass and just drive" he appreciates that.

[friendowl]

i worked security when i was younger
i got asigned to watch this building that seemed abandoned
it was two stories and made up of two long hallways
down each hall way there was about 10 doors on each side
all were open except this one door.
it was a creepy place and my office was way in the back
my shift started at 7pm and ended at 7 am or whenever i got releived
after some time i got bored as fuck so i started looking thru the building
i found the rooftop exit and after smoking some weed i sprayed the
fire extinguisher all over the street from the roof it was fun
after that i went to my office and called some homies.i told em that
id pick em up in a bit and we'll get high at my work all night
i locked up the building and split.i came back quick and we started
hot boxing my office and acting stupid.for hours we were getting
high and playing hide and seek in the building.
we had just smoked a fat blunt when my supervisor pops up
out of nowhere.the room was full of smoke i looked chineese and im mexican
my homies we gonna beat his ass cuz he scared them
empty fire extinguishers everywhere
beer bottles laying around
i was stunned i didnt know what to say
thats it for this job im gone
"next time you smoke go outside"

that was all he said and left