Stoned at work?

[yoda]

I've often wondered how people can smoke and go to work. How do you do it? Don't you get paranoid?

i just smoke and go in. normally i smoke a spliff beforehand, or a bowl, or whatever. i dont really think about feeling high, i just feel real good and relaxed while im working. i know im high, i just focus on the work(take that anti-drug propoganda).

oh yeah, eye drops are a necessity. customers are around me all the time(i stock shelves at a grocery store), and i get asked alot where we keep certain things.

[JunkYard]

Even when insulted Billionfold chooses the higher path. :thumbsup:

My hat goes off to you man, I would have been dick, lol!

[Parallel Universe123]

yea me and my friend worked at a summer camp for pre-shcoolers and we would smoke a bowl before work. I remember this one day it was arts and crafts and out of the corner of my eye I see this kid was rubbing a purple glue stick all over his mouth like it was lipstick. Me and my friend just look at eachother and just lose it right in the middle of class, I dont think ive laughed that hard in a long time. Then the manager comes into the room and just looks at this kid and just says "man kids are so weird these days" and walks out of the room. I thought we were going to be fired for sure

[RIH]

I'm a bus boy and I go into work high all the time.

[Danny chillout]

You must own one SEXY garbage disposal is all I've got to say

10 points sir!

my best mate got sacked for eating shit loads of food, he worked in a bakery... it had bad news written all over it.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

working for the relay service (ip relay) = stoned all day go ahead

[Mingles]

I totally agree that Billionth was damn cool for not getting nasty back. Good job man. As for work, I occasionally get lit when I come for lunch and then go back. Rather conservative office environment so I always have to watch out big time. My office is next to this older guys who was a big smoker in the 70's so although I never say anything to him about it, I think he has a good idea when I've smoked.

[stevie c]

i get blazed at my work just about everyday, but it sucks becuase i am a cashier so i am always dealing with people. but i work alone, so when theres no customers i just open up a door in the back and smoke up. i dont really get too paranoid, becuase i can focus on the work now, and still know that im feelin good

[enthused]

I work at target stocking from 4am-1pm ish so I am stoned a lot there. It's fun cause I get more into the work...but sometimes I do things way way way unefficient. Not really anything funny but its fun! One time I did run the WAVE(see image: http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/06/ea/f8/f0_1.JPG ) into a pallet of shoes knocking them over...so. I guess that was the funniest thing...but no one really thought it was funny

I don't get paranoid at all when I am high with nothing on me, so it works out..I just get lazy as hell after about hour 4

[Loudogg]

I work as a courtesy clerk at Safeway. That job sucks sooooo much ass when I am low. I try to get high at least once every shift, but often it's before work, first break, lunch, last break, on the way home, and when I get home lol. I just open my eyes and spray on some axe. It's all good!