Any funny joke/insult text message that you'd like to share. I'll go first.

Hello, its your mobile phone here. Its ok, you don't have a message, I just wanted you to take me out of your pockets because your cock stinks.

Heres another one:

Today is international day for retards. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote conservative or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there, sunshine. You're special.
willystylle Reviewed by willystylle on . Post your text messages here Any funny joke/insult text message that you'd like to share. I'll go first. Hello, its your mobile phone here. Its ok, you don't have a message, I just wanted you to take me out of your pockets because your cock stinks. Heres another one: Today is international day for retards. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote conservative or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there, Rating: 5