Smoking with older folks, especially parents is a great way to learn the old-skool tricks about the cannabis culture. I have an aunt who tokes with me and shes fucking crazy without the green - you should see her when shes goofed!

It sucks when you're with older people and they start arguing among themselves about how they're losing touch with their kids. And then they try Dr. Phil shit on them and you stand and watch like you're not even in the room. Then the kid starts Dr. Philling on the parents and a fight breaks out. Then the dad, who smells kinda funky, starts telling you about his great business idea for weighted shoes that work your legs as you walk, and then he tries to squeeze an 'investement opportunity of a life-time' out of you. but you're not listening because you're pissed from the mere stench of cheap vodka on his breath. Then he starts looking at your penis and smiling.


Yeah...that sucks.