I once biked a road up a gigantic hill where my friend lives in some neighborhood up there. We got baked as hell, then we decided to bike back to my house to check out a new bong I made. Anyway, we're biking down this gigantic hill at really high speeds when I yell to my friend, hey I'm gona go offroading. Offcourse this isn't a good idea stoned or not, and my front tire drops in a huge hole like 2 feet deep, I flip over my handlebars at like 20 mph, and end up like 15 feet away from the hole wondering where my bike went.