Okay, today me and my friends were going around throwing water balloons at any pedestrians because it's the last day of school. Well, in front of this restaraunt a block or two away from the Junior and High schools, there were a bunch of kids absolutely soaked in shaving cream. I sort of felt bad and then I saw Marlie, a girl I'm good friends with and want to go out with. She was fucking covered and looked miserable because of it. As soon as she saw me she waved and smiled way big and I got in front of her because my friends were throwing water balloons at her. Well, once they finally got the idea to stop, I turned around (soaking wet) and started cleaning Marlie off. I got most of the shaving cream out of her hair and off her clothes so that it was just the odd white spot and was giving her a hug when this fucking freshman came up to us both with a can of shaving cream. As soon as I saw the can I said "Dude, seriously, don't." and he looked me straight in the eye, paused, smiled, and doused Marlie and me with shaving cream.

Well, I reflexively grabbed him by the throat and hit him as hard as I could in the eye before I realized that we were in front of a restaraunt and that someone was going to call the cops. This kid didn't understand that, and he proceeded to beat the fuck out of me while I ran a bit away from Marlie in case one of us end up bumping her or whatever. He whooped the hell out of me before the owner came out screaming "IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING SWING, I'M GOING TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS!" so he ran off and I just stood up straight, dusted myself off, and went to go rid Marlie of the new shaving cream. She was so happy and kept asking if I was okay (Which I am, I don't even think I got a bruise...thank God he blessed me with a thick skull) while I was getting the shaving cream out of her hair. Then I wiped the blood off my chin (just a tiny little scratch, seriously) and went to go clean myself off before hugging Marlie and giving her a kiss on the cheek goodbye.

Now, I'm suprised that I swung at that kid like that because normally I wouldn't be THAT pissed about getting covered in shaving cream. I really went Crazy...And Marlie seemed soooo happy after that instead of the glum girl I got out of my friend's car for. What do y'all think of that?
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . What's going on? Okay, today me and my friends were going around throwing water balloons at any pedestrians because it's the last day of school. Well, in front of this restaraunt a block or two away from the Junior and High schools, there were a bunch of kids absolutely soaked in shaving cream. I sort of felt bad and then I saw Marlie, a girl I'm good friends with and want to go out with. She was fucking covered and looked miserable because of it. As soon as she saw me she waved and smiled way big and I got in Rating: 5