what the fuck

[BizzleLuvin]

lighters are like chapstick, spare change and hair ties- small but oh-so essential. sneaky too, they are always around when you dont need them but the moment you do, they disappear. they also tend to gather under carseats and beds

[thcbongman]

I'm the one who snatches your lighters, accidentally of course. You better watch your bics around me

[Synthesizer Man]

I misplace the fuckers all the time, especially when I need them most.

I also think there's a conspiracy, as these lighters always break. At one point I had two lighters, one full of gas but with broken flint (clipper) and disposable lighter that run out of gas, I had to use the spark off one lighter to light the other, until my dealer swapped some parts round and fixed it!

My refillable lighters run out of gas 3 times a week, and take a lot of effort to light. I really give up with all of them.

[midlifecrisis]

I must be anal, I never lose my lighter, of course i don't smoke in the house so my lighter and pipe are always in the same spot.....next to the torx bits.

HMMM.... I think I need to go count my screwdrivers.........................