I misplace the fuckers all the time, especially when I need them most.

I also think there's a conspiracy, as these lighters always break. At one point I had two lighters, one full of gas but with broken flint (clipper) and disposable lighter that run out of gas, I had to use the spark off one lighter to light the other, until my dealer swapped some parts round and fixed it!

My refillable lighters run out of gas 3 times a week, and take a lot of effort to light. I really give up with all of them.