Zilcho.Zero.Nahda.

Last connection was a non-toking-friend of a friend who moved away quite some time ago.

And have yet to meet a stoner in this area though I've been here nearly five years.
But where can you look?
It's like looking for love or friendship, you can't very well just go up to anybody and ask if they'll be your friend or lover.
Same deal with pot.
I might have some luck if I were to hang out in a pub but I don't drink and don't wanna hang out with drinkers.

Wanna chill with tokers. And I suspect very strongly there are teenagers about who have the dank but it's just not an option for a middle aged man to ask or buy weed from minors. It's not on. So what can you do but wait? It's your fate. You join a forum and it won't allow you to ask the question you want, so you play it as cool as possible and float a few hints and hope the gods take pity on your poor weed-less plight.