Do I pray? Do I go to the doctors? Do I tell my shrink all of this?

[alpha kenny wun]

Wow, it's 12:30 here in America. Damn Greenwich.

First thing you're gonna wanna do is find another fat funny guy to take your place. That way, your family will be sad, but not too sad. (don't take offense, I'm one too. In fact, I'll do it if the pay's good)

Before you die, open jars for people. Nobody likes opening jars, and at least that way you'll be remembered. Instead of "goodbye tom", it'll be "goodbye tom, the jar-opener"

Next, go ahead and wear a clown suit on the day you plan to do yourself in. That way people will won't be too depressed at your death. I mean, come on, what's funnier than a dead clown?

If you're suicide note's long, make a cliffnote's version. Nobody reads.

I think thats the best advice yet. Almost peed my pants. You should be a shrink....or comedian.....good stuff