I wanna hear the jokes.

Now Im feeling a little better, I can put things in perspective more. Im a very... whats the word... impulsive person. If I feel like shit, Ill go and cut myself or take a load of tablets. I wont wait to feel better, even though I usually do in a couple of hours.
Bollocks. Its like 8.20 and Ive gotta be at Blockbusters in 40 mins. Time for my last spliff for a while and then SSS (Shit, Shower, Shave).
Ill probably end up writing all this down (there is more, but Im not willing to share that with anyone apart from my shrink) then giving it to her. Ill edit the bits about being a homicidal maniac for the time being though.