Do I pray? Do I go to the doctors? Do I tell my shrink all of this?

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Who loses?

Maybe me. Maybe my family. Maybe my girlfriend. As far as I can see, I win each way. I mean, if I cant hold a job for more than a month and I cant stay at college for more than a few months then whats the point in anything? I wanna get into journalism, but I tried to do that last year at Tresham College and I dropped out after a few months because my sleep cycle is so erratic. I really wanna do well in life, its just that I cant be fucked.