Semen in Soil

[Jdog7000]

Interesting MJ Scott.

[Psychonaut28]

Gee I wonder if you bottled up fart gas under pressure and used it like co2 in your garden if it would help?

[greentard]

I am not an expert on nutes, but there may be a benefit to atleast producing Semen in the same room as your plants. Every Activity envolving Ejaculation also produces massive ammounts of Carbon Dioxide. If I had a girlfriend I could trust I would definately be having sex with her during the light cycles of the flowering period, that would create alot of heavy breathing. I suppose Masterbation in a grow room may be beneficial.

As far as Nutes go? who knows, ask in the organic thread, someone asked a legit question about Menstral blood. It could be a legit to question if Semen is a good organic Fert.

[Abunai]

Haha this is funny as hell, but the more I read, the more disgusted I became. Please don't try, it's a serious crime. Although, if it worked out, who knows...would be funny... "Ay man, did you like that stuff I gave you? I fed it my pimp juic *PUNCH IN THE FACE*....."

[reality0]

ahahaha, this thread cracks me up :jointsmile:

[Pylon]

Wow dude... just wow... Your either REALLY HIGH or just playing a joke.
Rofl @ this idea tho, fukin funny. Havent seen a homo plant... :jointsmile:

[fishman3811]

Can you give a plant a pearl necklace?

[Pass That Shit]

Do you watch and fantasize about the female hairs or the male pollen sacs while masturbating?

As disgusting as it may sound, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that semen is beneficial to plants. Gross but FUNNY read. :thumbsup:

[VaArcAngel]

Just make sure to show your plant a good time before you violate her. Give her a good watering spiked with nutes to make it easier for you. Just make sure she doesn't catch you smoking her sister...otherwise she may never let you near her again.:s2: