Horror your weird...how about this..instead of ejaculating on your soil just get your cup of water diluted nutes (or just water) and ejaculate in that instead of on the soil .

But God, why would you wanna give your plant the money shot? xD, just continue with feeding it regular food man, you crack me up.
orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on . Semen in Soil I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused. On top of semen possibly being good for the plant, Rating: 5