Semen in Soil

[horror business]

I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused.

On top of semen possibly being good for the plant, because of the proteins and all, it would be interesting to see if semen would influence the plant's sex. That way, all of the straight females would benefit from the semen. The males that respond from the semen would proabably be homosexual, right?

Semen wouldn't harm the plants would it? Because I don't want to ejaculate in the soil, and then have the plants die the next day.

Peace,
horror business :rasta:

horror business Reviewed by horror business on 06-01-2006. Semen in Soil I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused. On top of semen possibly being good for the plant, Rating: 5

[harmonicminor]

yeah kind of like dead fish
start jerkin now cause youll need a whole lot lol

o wait It wont influence the sex
what if the plants a fag?
but the plant may be able to take in the decomposed critters

dont ever sell me any weed lol

[ugexe]

Theres like no protein in semen either...

[horror business]

Theres like no protein in semen either...

This is from Composition of Human Semen, from wikipedia:
"Seminal plasma of humans contains a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents. They include metal and salt ions, sugars, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, prostaglandin hormones, amino acids and basic amines."

And this is from another website regarding a portion of substances found in human semen:
â?¢ ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
â?¢ blood-group antigens (from immune system)
â?¢ calcium (mineral)
â?¢ chlorine (oxidizing agent)
â?¢ cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
â?¢ choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
â?¢ citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
â?¢ creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
â?¢ deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
â?¢ fructose (sugar used for energy)
â?¢ glutathione (peptide amino acid)
â?¢ hyaluronidase (enzyme)
â?¢ inositol (sugar found in muscles)
â?¢ lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
â?¢ magnesium (mineral)
â?¢ nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
â?¢ phosporus (mineral)
â?¢ potassium (mineral)
â?¢ purine (compound of uric acid)
â?¢ pyrimidine (organic base)
â?¢ pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
â?¢ sodium (salt)
â?¢ sorbitol (body alcohol)
â?¢ spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
â?¢ spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
â?¢ urea (from urine)
â?¢ uric acid (from urine)
â?¢ vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
â?¢ zinc (mineral)

So, it does have proteins (and if they aren't proteins, they are beneficial things)

[graph]

This is a joke, right?

Right?

Seriously, because if it is I don't wanna look stupid for correcting you.

[Knotter]

unless you get the plants consent its considered vegtable rape...

Peace
Knotter

[The Grim Reefer]

Blow a load into your watering can the next time you water your girls and tell us how it goes!

[ToKnoIsToGro]

were you high or something when you thought of this? Well, just make sure you shake it up real good with the water. I cant picture me doing that though, ill just stick to more conventional methods.

[del...]

we don't have a bullshit room here so i'm moving this to basic. this is NOT an advanced grow topic!

have a little pride...or at least pretend.

[horror business]

Yeah, I was really high when I wrote that. It was a half serious question. I wouldn't do that myself, but with all of the proteins and minerals in semen, I'm sure some of it would benefit plants, but I'm sure it would take alot.