Semen in Soil

[orangeman]

Horror your weird...how about this..instead of ejaculating on your soil just get your cup of water diluted nutes (or just water) and ejaculate in that instead of on the soil .

But God, why would you wanna give your plant the money shot? xD, just continue with feeding it regular food man, you crack me up.

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 06-01-2006. Semen in Soil I was wondering if plants would benefit from semen? For instance, if you were to ejaculate into the soil. I know semen has alot of proteins in it. And in a way, you'd kind of be making love to your plants, and the plant might recognise the semen, and determine to be a female. If it's a male, then it would be a homosexual, since homosexuality occurs in nature. If the plant would turn out to be a hermie, then it was probably just confused. On top of semen possibly being good for the plant, Rating: 5

[Jahangir 420]

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[SeedlessOne]

yeah a blown load on my sack would deserve a swift kick in the ass for someone!! i think this is a horrible idea tho...why would a PLANT gain anything from HUMAN jizz??

[SeedlessOne]

yeah a blown load on my sack would deserve a swift kick in the ass for someone!! i think this is a horrible idea tho...why would a PLANT gain anything from HUMAN jizz?? Maybe after that you could try to impregnate some girl with some MJ pollen?!?

[busteruk7]

hey im always up for new ideas to do with growing, but this is one i would rather stay away from
i wouldent buy any weed that has consumed spunk
that not right
cheers all

[Garden Knowm]

Ghandi has written extensivley on semen.. and you may want to look into his writings.. he has mentioned things about semen that are applicable to your question...

there is a book called the "secret life of plants" that was inspired by tests run on semen.. a very interesting and thought provoking read,,,


This topic has been brought up before and you may find some of the posts interesting..

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[cmorbud]

hey in biblickal days the farmers always put a load on the fields.not sure why,
sounds like a wasted load to me. but to each his own.
on the plant.in the dirt,or dissolved in water,does it really matter?
floores,sheets or a cloth,it always ends up somewarr.might as well go to the girls.lmao.

[del...]

Yeah, I was really high when I wrote that. It was a half serious question. I wouldn't do that myself, but with all of the proteins and minerals in semen, I'm sure some of it would benefit plants, but I'm sure it would take alot.

for site credeibilty sakes, please keep this type of bs in the basics room...if it even has to be posted. we are trying to build something useful here and silly posts in a room set aside for serious questions do not help.

[ToKnoIsToGro]

there are people who like to give their plants piss too, i was never really into that.

[horror business]

Yeah, I've heard of that too, (the urine in soil). Imagine how horrible that would smell after a few days sitting out in the sun. I wonder if there are people out there that go as far as shitting in their soil, to make their own "manure". LMAO. That would be sick as fuck. But it's funny right now, because I'm really high.
Peace,
horror business :rasta: