SURE SIGNS OF LIBERAL GUILT: ways self-righteousness, bleeding hearts plan on saving the republic
9/20/04


YOU KNOW YOUâ??RE A LIBERAL IF:

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders to read is eminently qualified to teach kids about sex.

3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than US nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You believe that businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.

9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature but tree-hugging activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

10. You believe that having self-esteem is important and should be Federally funded rather than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports the Constitution but the ACLU is good because it selectively supports some of the Constitution.

13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

15. You believe standardized IQ tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You believe Hillary Clinton should really be president.

17. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You believe homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestism and bestiality are constitutionally- protected lifestyles but Christmas manger scenes are illegal.

20. You believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by foreign governments is in the best interests of the United States.

21. You believe this forum is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

22. You are now, have been, or plan on being, a â??victim.â??
Torog Reviewed by Torog on . You Know You're A Liberal if: SURE SIGNS OF LIBERAL GUILT: ways self-righteousness, bleeding hearts plan on saving the republic 9/20/04 YOU KNOW YOUâ??RE A LIBERAL IF: 1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding. 2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders to read is eminently qualified to teach kids about sex. Rating: 5