You Know You're A Liberal if:

[Torog]

SURE SIGNS OF LIBERAL GUILT: ways self-righteousness, bleeding hearts plan on saving the republic
9/20/04


YOU KNOW YOUâ??RE A LIBERAL IF:

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.

2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders to read is eminently qualified to teach kids about sex.

3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than US nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You are against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

8. You believe that businesses create oppression and government creates prosperity.

9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature but tree-hugging activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

10. You believe that having self-esteem is important and should be Federally funded rather than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports the Constitution but the ACLU is good because it selectively supports some of the Constitution.

13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.

15. You believe standardized IQ tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You believe Hillary Clinton should really be president.

17. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

19. You believe homosexuality, pedophilia, transvestism and bestiality are constitutionally- protected lifestyles but Christmas manger scenes are illegal.

20. You believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by foreign governments is in the best interests of the United States.

21. You believe this forum is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

22. You are now, have been, or plan on being, a â??victim.â??

Torog Reviewed by Torog on 09-20-2004. You Know You're A Liberal if: SURE SIGNS OF LIBERAL GUILT: ways self-righteousness, bleeding hearts plan on saving the republic 9/20/04 YOU KNOW YOUâ??RE A LIBERAL IF: 1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding. 2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders to read is eminently qualified to teach kids about sex. Rating: 5

[ivani]

Torog.....please catagorize me...What am I? Am I a moderate?



1. Aids is a gay disease or a disease for junkies.

2. Most teachers are of very low intellegence.

3. The Chinese have never been an imperialist nation Torog. If you have any concept of history you would know they are only intereseted in their own borders. They also went to Africa before the Europeons and left it for them. Im a liberal on this one, however I don't really care about the gun control issue. Legalize dope of all kinds and people will stop killing.

4. Artist should be dirt poor and hungry.

5. Clearly on this one you are being ridiculous. If you do not have an excellent grasp of this kind of science, you are just picking sides.

6. I believe women are women and gay people are gay. Women should be moms(its natural) and homosexuality clearly exist in a minority of nature. It exist in many species. You may not like it, but its true.

7. Im liberal....

8. Governments fuck up everything. And people will always exploit people. Its human nature.

9. This is the dumbest of all of all so far. A six year old can understand why.

10. Self Esteem is a word that exists because everybody is so confused. I think it isn't the governments affair.

11. Of course corrupt politicians(working for their corporate masters) start wars.

12. This question is too complicated. It requires a seperate essay. But the NRA is evil and the Aclu isn't. However Im not a gun control freak.

13. Both are too high, but not for me, I pay neither.

14. No rational person would think that.

15. I think the bell curve was a good book. I think AA is a means to get more blacks tuned into a whited owned black media with lots of advertising. (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT). Really, black America was doomed by the republican party at reconstuction.

16. Barf....Look...you dont have to be a feminazi to be a radical.

17. I dont think any system will work....our problems exist within our souls, not within our system.

18. I dont get it???? Please explain

19. The constitution says we must seperate church and state...I wouldn't mind the manger if we could put a statue of bob marley with a hooka on 4-20 day. Equal time I say.

20. I believe what nader believes. The democrat and republican party are seperate wings of the same party. (like the Chinese Commy party)

21. No

22.no

[Sedater18]

Since when does anyone want a sex offender in office? clinton was voted into office before anyone knew about monica, and when we found out that he lied and was a "sexual offender" we impeached him.

[Sedater18]

all poloticians lie

[sawleaf]

I wasn't the biggest Clinton fan, but how does getting a blowjob make you a sex offender????

[pisshead]

all poloticians lie

i know. to think just one side of the so called political spectrum (the controlled paradigm, both sides leading to the same end) is corrupt is just plain naive.

you can only trust the ones with an R next to their name? they're all following the communist manifesto, it's command and control.

the real spectrum is dictatorship (total government control of your life) and anarchy (no government)...

a constitutional republic is very close to anarchy, and far away from a dictatorship. there's a rule of law with enumerated powers for the feds and separation of powers and checks and balances. that's not the way it works anymore, and it doesn't matter if bush or kerry is selected.

[Imotep]

I didnt know you could still get black and white tv's torog. i wish i could see everything as clearly as your good self, itd make life a lot easier.
My brain hurts ever scince I tried to be open minded and practical about issues and their contributing factors. Thats right, contributing factors, not the one clear definable reason why things are, the million intertwined issues that complicate everything.
The environment might not be the portfolio for you to advise on though, use your skills where they will be of the most benefit.

[ivani]

the real spectrum is dictatorship (total government control of your life) and anarchy (no government)...

a constitutional republic is very close to anarchy, and far away from a dictatorship. there's a rule of law with enumerated powers for the feds and separation of powers and checks and balances. that's not the way it works anymore, and it doesn't matter if bush or kerry is selected.

I think the above portion of this quote is right on....(the real spectrum)

However, I think that the constitutional republic is closer to the dictatorship. We certainly are not living under 'no government'.

[pisshead]

well, a constitutional republic gives you the most freedom you can possibly have, but with a rule of law, enumerating the feds powers and giving the rest to the states, with checks and balances and separation of powers.

currently, we are pretty close to dictatorship, but that's not a reflection of constitutional republics, our CR has been subverted. we don't operate how the country was intended, and haven't for well over 100 years. if we did, we'd be closer to anarchy than to dictatorship, in my opinion.

[Ed Ward MD]

Nice Posts.

Ed