one time i was driving with some women...and i had to swerve to miss a turtle...of course the women say "oh my god, we have to help it!"...so they talk me into pulling over...i go out, and itsa fuckin snapping turtle...ive had one latched onto my boot before, but luckily its steal toe...i get back in the car, and they yell n shit...im all "fuck that shit man!...and they are all "no, save the turtle"....so, naturally, i get a fuckin branch, and puch him of the road