**Few days before**

Dad: Now, your mom is being pretty paranoid about your actions lately and she'll probably analyze your every step. Just be careful and don't hide anything in your room.

**After my mom found it**

Me: You had no right to search my room!
Mom: We didn't raise you like this[bla bla bla]
Dad: I told you not to hide anything in your room!
Me[making a blind accusation]: Well Dad, you used to smoke pot!
Dad: Ye....well...noo...NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL!