Quote Originally Posted by Mista Sippi
so i'm sitting here smoking out of my bong when i have a wonderful idea. i figure if i take the water out of my bong, and replace it with the blood of a 16 year old virgin, then i can get even higher and perhaps even reach immortality. so, the question is, is there even a such thing as a 16 year old virgin? and if so, can i get one at costco?
I found it funny

To answer your ?: Yes, there is such a thing as a 16 year old virgin, even in this day and age. It's possible to get one at costco, who's to say there's not one right there right now?