Scared Shitless: I Might be a Father!

[minnesota man]

Not only you, but all the other adolescents out there need to hear, understand and live to the following:

DON'T FUCK WOMEN UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED!
CAN'T WAIT? THEN USE CONTRACEPTION!

Don't have contraception and not willing to get any? Hope you like being a father, dumbass.

Fucking a bitch will result in her getting pregnant eventually, even if one or both of you use a rubber. Nothing is 100% effective, except for abstinence.

The worst part about knocking up some bitch is not what will happen to YOU, but what you will put the CHILD through.

Illegitamate children are more likely to:
-not graduate high school
-not attend or graduate college
-have mental problems
-have criminal records
-abuse drugs and alcohol
-be abusive parents
-be depressed
-die younger than those born into a real family
-make less money and have lower standards of living than those who aren't bastard children
-sire bastard children themselves, thereby perpetuating the cycle of illegitimate children and the poverty it places on others.

The moral of the story is this: Don't fuck bitches until you're married. Gotta fuck anyway? Use a rubber, IUD, or The Pill *properly*.

If you get her pregnant, then I believe the following: You, the bitch you impregnated, both your parents and the bastard child you created should all be murdered...

Stupidity breeds stupidity, which is a drain on those who aren't as stupid as you.

Go get counseling and learn how to jack off so you don't feel compelled to fuck every hot bitch that walks in front of you. I mean, Jesus...haven't you heard of just being satisfied with holding hands? At the most what's wrong with settling with a blowjob from her and waiting until you are married to fuck her?

Be a man and exhibit some self control. THAT is what being a man is.

Good luck!

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Why are you always throwing such a fit?

minnesota man Reviewed by minnesota man on 05-30-2006. Scared Shitless: I Might be a Father! So I got really stoned with this girl at a music festival on Saturday night. Im 16 and she's 15- yikes- and we went off into the woods. I was so stoned that I lost all judgement and ended up having sex with her, well, sort of. This might be too graphic for some people, but anyways, I never could quite get hard enough to completely penetrate her (perhaps because I was stoned) and i ended up having sex with the tip of my penis for a like 5 minutes... UNPROTECTED. I never ejaculated however, but I Rating: 5