Scared Shitless: I Might be a Father!

[DonnieDarko]

So what do you think the chances are that she is pregnant?

Probably very small .... but I'm glad that you're panicking about the consequences .... maybe the experience will make you act smarter next time.

Good Luck

[FindingTim]

This experience made me not want to have sex until I am married. Also, this was my first time. It's so stressful, but you guys are making me a little more relaxed. I don't think it is likely that she will be pregnant, it's just that if she does, there are so many reasons that my life will be ruined. Any more opinions would be greatly appreciated!

[Sincity69]

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[krustythfreakinclown]

This experience made me not want to have sex until I am married. Also, this was my first time. It's so stressful, but you guys are making me a little more relaxed. I don't think it is likely that she will be pregnant, it's just that if she does, there are so many reasons that my life will be ruined. Any more opinions would be greatly appreciated!

Not only you, but all the other adolescents out there need to hear, understand and live to the following:

DON'T FUCK WOMEN UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED!
CAN'T WAIT? THEN USE CONTRACEPTION!

Don't have contraception and not willing to get any? Hope you like being a father, dumbass.

Fucking a bitch will result in her getting pregnant eventually, even if one or both of you use a rubber. Nothing is 100% effective, except for abstinence.

The worst part about knocking up some bitch is not what will happen to YOU, but what you will put the CHILD through.

Illegitamate children are more likely to:
-not graduate high school
-not attend or graduate college
-have mental problems
-have criminal records
-abuse drugs and alcohol
-be abusive parents
-be depressed
-die younger than those born into a real family
-make less money and have lower standards of living than those who aren't bastard children
-sire bastard children themselves, thereby perpetuating the cycle of illegitimate children and the poverty it places on others.

The moral of the story is this: Don't fuck bitches until you're married. Gotta fuck anyway? Use a rubber, IUD, or The Pill *properly*.

If you get her pregnant, then I believe the following: You, the bitch you impregnated, both your parents and the bastard child you created should all be murdered...

Stupidity breeds stupidity, which is a drain on those who aren't as stupid as you.

Go get counseling and learn how to jack off so you don't feel compelled to fuck every hot bitch that walks in front of you. I mean, Jesus...haven't you heard of just being satisfied with holding hands? At the most what's wrong with settling with a blowjob from her and waiting until you are married to fuck her?

Be a man and exhibit some self control. THAT is what being a man is.

Good luck!

:thumbsup:

[beachguy in thongs]

Ok, this is yesterday's news. Did you find out if you're a Daddy, yet?

I've been scared shitless, like this, before. Fifteen years later, I'm still kid-less.

Holy Cow, I wonder if I do have a kid?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[krustythfreakinclown]

The reason humans get scared is it's a defensive mechanism, like pain.

We are *supposed* to learn that when we feel fear, we will not engage in the activity which causes such fear.

It's much like placing your hand onto a hot stove without a protective glove.

Yet, people disregard fear and are not willing to learn from the lessons it teaches us.

Too dumb to use a rubber? You get scared.

Bitch misses her period and gets morning sickness? You get scared.

Turns out she's just late and she's not pregnant? You *should* have just learned a valuable lesson and *should* make a point never to be in that situation again.

Unfortunately, us humans take such close calls for granted and do not learn that way. Instead, we forget and continue to blow our wad in them.

Then, you get her pregnant and you become incredulous.

Unbelievable...

[minnesota man]

Not only you, but all the other adolescents out there need to hear, understand and live to the following:

DON'T FUCK WOMEN UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED!
CAN'T WAIT? THEN USE CONTRACEPTION!

Don't have contraception and not willing to get any? Hope you like being a father, dumbass.

Fucking a bitch will result in her getting pregnant eventually, even if one or both of you use a rubber. Nothing is 100% effective, except for abstinence.

The worst part about knocking up some bitch is not what will happen to YOU, but what you will put the CHILD through.

Illegitamate children are more likely to:
-not graduate high school
-not attend or graduate college
-have mental problems
-have criminal records
-abuse drugs and alcohol
-be abusive parents
-be depressed
-die younger than those born into a real family
-make less money and have lower standards of living than those who aren't bastard children
-sire bastard children themselves, thereby perpetuating the cycle of illegitimate children and the poverty it places on others.

The moral of the story is this: Don't fuck bitches until you're married. Gotta fuck anyway? Use a rubber, IUD, or The Pill *properly*.

If you get her pregnant, then I believe the following: You, the bitch you impregnated, both your parents and the bastard child you created should all be murdered...

Stupidity breeds stupidity, which is a drain on those who aren't as stupid as you.

Go get counseling and learn how to jack off so you don't feel compelled to fuck every hot bitch that walks in front of you. I mean, Jesus...haven't you heard of just being satisfied with holding hands? At the most what's wrong with settling with a blowjob from her and waiting until you are married to fuck her?

Be a man and exhibit some self control. THAT is what being a man is.

Good luck!

:thumbsup:

Why are you always throwing such a fit?

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

thats what happened to me and my gf.... but she was 20 and i was 21. Now she is 21 and i am 22, we both parents now and we live together with our 9 month year old daughter. Its the greatest thing in the world but at the same time its not. Good luck and next time use a rubber boys and girls.
Oh and btw minnesota man.... Me and my wife love our daughter to death... and she is a happy girl!. Just chill man i understand where ur coming from, but it doesnt always turn out that way...

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

If you did'nt bust a nut then how could she be pregnant? I would'nt worry. The worst that could happen is that you have some sort of really bad STD. Mybe aid's? So yeah, don't worry, she won't be pregnant.

*alway's look on the bright side of life*

[beachguy in thongs]

If you did'nt bust a nut then how could she be pregnant? I would'nt worry. The worst that could happen is that you have some sort of really bad STD. Mybe aid's? So yeah, don't worry, she won't be pregnant.

*alway's look on the bright side of life*

Girls can get pregnant off of pre-cum.