Scared Shitless: I Might be a Father!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Yeah but who said he produced precum? lmao, iv had precum from just thinking about a fit girl so yeah... Mybe he is fucked.... haha.

Have fun being a 16 year old father :thumbsup:

[halo]

Yeah but who said he produced precum? lmao, iv had precum from just thinking about a fit girl so yeah... Mybe he is fucked.... haha.

Have fun being a 16 year old father :thumbsup:

Just like my science teacher told us " Be careful using the pull-out method. You always dribble before you shoot."

[msactech1]

I would be willing to try and help by answering this question. I have been around and believe I could give an answer that would make since and help you on your way. But I'm not. Everytime you little shits get your asses in a jam, the first thing you try to say is "The weed made me do it!".
The weed didn't make you do shit. Weed didn't turn you into a little retard that can't get a boner. Want advice. Don't smoke it, so you can't blame it, and stop being a little retard.

[DonnieDarko]

Actually I think that Tim is a pretty smart guy ... he actually understands the risks .... but we all know that in the heat of passion .... it's not easy to keep our heads (there may be a pun there) !!!

Being young is full of risks .... some life altering and some life ending. Everyone makes mistakes .... and we deal with the consequences the best that we can.

[msactech1]

I guess. If it makes him feel better for being a dumbass. Still doesn't change the fact that he's blaming weed for his stupid mistakes. I can't say I never made dumbass mistakes. I'm the king of 'em, but the weed doesn't make anyone do nothing. I can understand a drunk blaming the booze, but this kids full of shit.

[Bong30]

Just like my science teacher told us " Be careful using the pull-out method. You always dribble before you shoot."

My wife and i did PULL AND PREY FOR 4 YEARS... no kids. I am master of my stuff..........lol

[phoenix]

I never ejaculated however, but I have been incredibly scared since it happened.

haha dude no offence but that's your answer right there.

[FindingTim]

So here is what happened today- It's kind of a long ramble and after writing it I realized that I change tenses a lot, so bear with me:

I went in to the health department at lunch by myself and the lady working there at the time absolutely refused to give me the pills without having the female present. So after explaining my situation and begging her with everything I had, I left and headed off for fifth period, very saddened by her denial.

I looked everywhere for the girl I had sex with, but couldn't find out what class she had. During fifth period, I asked a friend of mine if she would mind ditching 6th period and helping me get the pills. She refused because she needed to attend english class. I explained to her that she could potentially clean up my enormous mess by helping me out, but she still refused. Soon after class I saw her run by me bawling. I figured that I had put so much pressure on her to help me with my problem that she felt horribly confused and upset. I called her name to make an apology but she kept on running.

Anyways, a friend of mine appeared in my view just seconds later, and agreed to help me out, so we walked to the health department. I thought all she would have to do would be fill out paperwork, but she ended up having to pee in a cup, get a 20 minute lecture about sex, and fill out about 5 pages of paperwork as well. At one point, the nurse asked her what she had eaten today and she replied that she had eaten nothing. The doctor reccomended that she take the pills sometime later after eating. I'm so thankful my friend didn't eat today, or she would have been forced to eat the pills right on the spot and the entire attempt would be a failure.

So after about 1/2 an hour in the health department, my friend and I get outside of the health department and both take huge sighs of relief. I then look her in the eyes and say, "that was the nicest thing anybody has ever done for me."

So after ditching 6th period to get the pills, I approach my bus where I am positive I will find the girl I had sex with, and I do. She takes the pills as recommended, and about 20 minutes into the bus ride she starts looking nauseous. This was one of the common side effects listed on the package, So I figure the medicine is atleast trying to do its job.

So although I am not certain she will not become pregnant, the chances are now very unlikely. The health department even gave me four free condoms... which I will not be using until I am married.

[Devin Sticky Bud]

haha those rubbers will be bad by then....they only last three years....at the most

[msactech1]

So you gave her poison. Good job, dumbass. I hope you are proud of your friend's advice, you dip-shit.