I was attacked out in da woods and called the cops after my own stoner pal turned on me like rabid pitbull and at the same time someone onliine was stalking me this turned out to be the same person for 18 months a stalker followed me from yahoo to Japan they now call me a terrorist the feds tapped my phone while I was talking about buds click click ping ping.

Seems like the cops need a diaper changing & new life.
jajaja