I was smoking & driving about 3 months ago.:error:

I made a real illegal lane change right in front of a cop and he pulled me over.:error:

When he was telling me about it, he asked me if I was wearing an "exotic cologne?" while sniffing like a hound.

Of course, I said "yeah, exotic cologne!". :stoned:

He said OK, gave me a traffic ticket and let me go.:thumbsup:

A month later, I ran into him at a NIN concert, we chatted and turns out that he went to school with Trent Reznor.

True story, cool cop. Don't be an asshole to cops.