Well, what always worked for me is In my basement I'd open a window turn on a fan, chug a few red bulls, toke up, enjoy the high for a few minutes, then when I start getting a little paranoid I'd go wash my hands (trust me, washing just your hands takes away a lot of the smell). Then Id spray myself down with some axe or change clothes, depending how paranoid I was. Then Id spary some Smoke-away stuff I got at a gas station that works much better than febreeze. Id gargle with listerene so my breath didnt smell like weed. A few drops of visine and by that time the red bulls have kicked in and Im not so dopey. No way in hell you could tell I was stoned.