does any body know how quick certo works

[Rebel24]

i got to see my PO on jun 5 and i go in about 10Am and i cant let my wife find out i am using these she think i quit and if i fell a drug test i will go to jail for 5 years and these is the cheapes thing i can find and have any body use these on PO these year let me no ASAP :smokin: :thumbsup:

Rebel24 Reviewed by Rebel24 on 05-28-2006. does any body know how quick certo works i got to see my PO on jun 5 and i go in about 10Am and i cant let my wife find out i am using these she think i quit and if i fell a drug test i will go to jail for 5 years and these is the cheapes thing i can find and have any body use these on PO these year let me no ASAP :smokin: :thumbsup: Rating: 5

[StonerDave]

All I can tell ya, is i tryed to drank that nasty crap once. I got the first pouch down, then i went for the second one and halfway through I puked my guts out, and ended up relying on water.
If you got until the fifth the best cheap recomendation I could give you is to eat up to 4,000mg (you dont need to eat this much, but i've been known too.) of niacin a night. Noone in thier right mind is gonna tell you to eat that much niacin except me, the maximum dose in a prescription grade niacin is 1,000mg just to let you know. But I preffer overkill rather than failure.
Many people believe Niacin does not work, thier wrong! It's just painful, red skin, burning sensation, feeling like shit, all symptoms you have taken the right amount.
It's bad for your liver, and I now have an ulcer and I cant help but think the niacin had alot to do with it, but i was drinking a couple fifths of liquor a night for a long time, that was probably the real cause.
Good luck to you, I'm starting the Niacin cleanse tonight.
(only take 4,000mg of niacin a night if you dont plan to stop smoking pot, just get really, really fuckin stoned, eat em' and go too sleep! Make sure your tired enough to crash through the burn if you want that much niacin in your system, It sucks man!)

[Rebel24]

were can you get niacin at.

[Malakai 420]

were can you get niacin at.

...i never thought i would say this....weed has fried your brain...the only way you're gonna get through all the side affects is with more weed, and thats not a very good way to pass a drug test now is it?

[KillerDemo]

drink 2 pouches with cranberry juice the night b4 the test

[Ihavepassed]

First of all... if you dont know what your talking about... dont post.. This is some serious shit... someone is gonna fail their shit because you guys didnt know what you were talking about...

This is how certo works... trust me this isnt 3rd party... ive done it.

1. Take 4 Vitamin B-Complex before hand.
2. Have a bottle of Lemon-Lime Gatorade handy. Wash those Vitamin B pills down with a good swig of that gatorade.
3. Take (1) Certo pouch and empy it into the remaining gatorade, which should be about 4/5 full still.
4. Shake the hell out of the mix.
5. Down the gatorade... all the way down the hatch. Its gonna be somewhat difficult the first couple times you try this technique.. But youll get used to it.
6. Fill the gatorade bottle back up with water and drink that atleast twice.
7. The above steps should be done about 2 hours before your drop. It can work in an 1 1/2 hours. But 2 is the way to go.
8. Make sure you piss at least twice before you drop and after you drink the Certo.


The Certo will work up to 4 hours after the initial intake.

There you have it.

Happy dropping!

[FakeBoobsRule]

First of all... if you dont know what your talking about... dont post.. This is some serious shit... someone is gonna fail their shit because you guys didnt know what you were talking about...

This is how certo works... trust me this isnt 3rd party... ive done it.

1. Take 4 Vitamin B-Complex before hand.
2. Have a bottle of Lemon-Lime Gatorade handy. Wash those Vitamin B pills down with a good swig of that gatorade.
3. Take (1) Certo pouch and empy it into the remaining gatorade, which should be about 4/5 full still.
4. Shake the hell out of the mix.
5. Down the gatorade... all the way down the hatch. Its gonna be somewhat difficult the first couple times you try this technique.. But youll get used to it.
6. Fill the gatorade bottle back up with water and drink that atleast twice.
7. The above steps should be done about 2 hours before your drop. It can work in an 1 1/2 hours. But 2 is the way to go.
8. Make sure you piss at least twice before you drop and after you drink the Certo.


The Certo will work up to 4 hours after the initial intake.

There you have it.

Happy dropping!

Isn't that more of an explanation on "How to use Certo" than how it actually worked to cause you to pass. Anyway, I am almost positive certo is a mild diuretic. You can do the same thing by drinking 48-96 ounces of gatorade and Tums or Rolaids and vitamin B-2 to add color back to your urine, and drinking gatorade again everytime you piss to replace what was voided.

[Rebel24]

how long do u have to stop smoking using Certo

[benagain]

It doesn't. You might as well drink cranberry juice or some other dieuretic. When taking a test, you have THREE options.

1. Subsitution < Hand down best method.
2. Dillution < Most common, but if you're vitimans are low, they can detect it.
3. Additives < Clearchoice seems to work ok with tests, but not screens (I maye have that backwards), and they can be detected by some labs.

How you go about doing these options will vary, but you're best bet is substitution. Best chance to pass unless they watch you piss...

[MattinSLC]

Listen. I have been smoking for 5 yrs. I am currently on Probation. I was coming due for a UA and I knew that I was not clean. I did all the stuff your supposed to do (exercise, drank TONS of water and cranberry juice, sat in our hot tub nightly to burn fat, took detox pills, ect...)
They day before I saw my P.O. I went to Rite Aid and bought an at home drug test. I tested positive for THC within minutes. I knew I couldnt burn it out of my fat in time.
So this is what I did...
I went to a grocery store, bought some FRUIT PECTIN in the canning/jelly aisle, I bought a quart of apple juice, mixed ONE packet of pectin w/ the apple juice, chugged the apple juice about 3 hours prior to testing. Immediately after the apple juice I slowly drank another quart of water mixed with the second packet. And thats it. I pissed at least 5 times before I went to see my P.O. They sent me to a place called ADVANCED drug screening. I was worried, but I had nothing to worry about as I found out later. The technican came back to me and said I didnt test positive for anything and gave my test results. NEGATIVE! Whoo Hoo! Just the day before I was testing positive, the very next day, thanks to fruit pectin, I passed. It works. I promise.