5 Golden Rules for Success with Women

[willystylle]

How to impress a woman:
cuddle her and tell her she's beautiful. Show her that you care. Lavish her with expensive gifts. Take exotic holidays and romantic getaways. Never stop telling her how perfect she is.

How to impress a man:
show up naked. bring beer.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

How to impress women: shut the fuck up and stop trying to think so hard about how to impress a woman and just be urself. Do you want the woman to fall in love with the real you or some fake?

[psychopixi]

You've posted a long list of sweeping, sexist generalizations up there, Pure Evil. But you can go ahead thinking like that because, luckily, there are intelligent, thinking men who don't have those same attitudes.

But the way, women do think. I'll match the thinking, logical part of my brain up to any man's. Any day. I'll win, too. I'm very thankful, in fact, for my discriminating intellect. It allows me to read posts like yours and dismiss them as the musings of someone who either thinks very little or knows very few women indeed.

Amen.