5 Golden Rules for Success with Women

[krustythfreakinclown]

I agree with the general ideas in the list. I don't totally agree with the qualifying statements that went along with them.

Here's an important rule I think was missed:
-Be a dick...I have been both a real nice guy to my girlfriend and a total dick to my girlfriend (the same one) the 2 times we had a relationship. The first time, I was a total dick and she was in love with me for several years. After we broke up, we got back together a few years later and I was a totally nice guy...went shopping with her, saw chick flicks together, didn't pressure her for sex, did hand-holding and all that other lovey-dovey shit. Well, she ended up cheating on me in a very short period of time. Then, I styarted dating another girl and tried being a nice guy again. well, she also cheated on me repeatedly with different guys. In retrospect, when I was a dick to women, I got laid all the time and would have 3 or 4 girlfriends at the same time, who knew the situation. Weird. Also, I have a friend who is a totally nice guy to women and his love life is a string of crushing infidelities and failed relationships, the most recent one being his wife is a serial adultress who proclaims she doesn't love him.

In the end, guys should treat women like shit. If you do, they'll love you. If you don't, they won't respect you and will look for someone else who will give them what they want- treating them badly.

The reason for this is that women want to "change" men. If you are a dick, they will stay with you to try and change you. If you show up all "fixed", then they do not feel of any use in the relationship. The same applies if you allow them to "change" you. Once you do, there will be no more challenge for them and no tension in the relationship. Therefore, they will "fix" you and move on to the next "broken" man, who they will try to "fix".

In the end, I believe this: Women are nuts and men are stupid.

krustythfreakinclown Reviewed by krustythfreakinclown on 05-28-2006. 5 Golden Rules for Success with Women 1. Ask for it and you won't get it. Sex is a physical need for men and an emotional need for women. If a woman knows that you find her desirable and want to have sex with her, that in itself fulfils her emotional need. Therefore, if you want to have a chance of actually having sex with her, you need to make her think that you don't find her sexually attractive. The less sexually interested in her that you appear to be, the more sexually interested in you she becomes. Incidentally, this is why Rating: 5

[Jahangir 420]

the George Custanza in giving woman advice

[Jahangir 420]

on that note, i actually just read the whole thing and I found it pretty damn good! I take back da previous post

[puffpuffand away]

theres no way you can understand them there all mental

LOOK AT THE POT CALLIN THE KETTLE BLACK...
MWAAAHAHAHAHA

[poorprincess]

all u needa do is tell the truth, if the girl is right for you then she'll love you for your true self. If you lie to her, she'll fall in love with a fake you, and you'll have to work hard at keeping up the lies. BTW pure evil your a jack ass. And I love you.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I agree with SOME of the things you said. I don't agree with your "girls all love bad ass boys" or w.e it was you said, because i find alot of girls like a person whos sensitive and can comminicate with them on the same level. Women just want to be treated fairly, and thats what they deaserve

But one person posted something about women want men to tell the truth? like if they ask if they look fat they want them to tell em the truth. But i think thats complete bullshit. I mean, you get women that always say to me "im ugly" blah blah blah, if i say they look stunnin or w.e the first thing they always say is "nar im ugly". Thats because they DO want reasurence, i think pureevil is right on that part. Women like compliments and if they have they're own doubts about they're looks they purposly say to a man "im ugly" because they WANT you to disagree with them and say they look good so that they feel good about themselves.

Also i don't find its always the women that talk. I find its both of us talking. Because women would like it if you have the manners to talk to them back, other wise they'd just feel like you don't really give a shit.

Meh, i don't try to play games when i talk to a lady, i just treat them fairly and make them feel special. But i don't over think these things like you've done with this thread. To me they are no "rules". But then again, what would i know? im single haha. Altho i think im single cuz of my looks not cuz im crap with talkin with women or anything.... But i proberly am as well.

Kinda upsettin and depressin but at least i have my mary jane Oh wait no, i smoked all my weed.....

[muncheemama]

i started to write something but it was stupid

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I like to read stupid things

[Lethal G]

anyone ever seen the equation that proves all women are pure evil?

[FireRazor]

You've posted a long list of sweeping, sexist generalizations up there, Pure Evil. But you can go ahead thinking like that because, luckily, there are intelligent, thinking men who don't have those same attitudes.

But the way, women do think. I'll match the thinking, logical part of my brain up to any man's. Any day. I'll win, too. I'm very thankful, in fact, for my discriminating intellect. It allows me to read posts like yours and dismiss them as the musings of someone who either thinks very little or knows very few women indeed.

*Bing

I mean dude, you really get girls with this? They must feel very poorly of them selves.