The closest I got was when my friend and I were smoking cigarettes at a trainstation(we were obviously underage) so the cop tells us to come over to him. We both had glass pipes on us and he tells us to empty our pockets. I was wearing ripped up jeans and the cop could tell that I was shaking. I had a hackysack in one pocket and a bowl in the other, so when I reached in the pocket that had the bowl in it I just said there was nothing in it. The cop actually believed me and said if "I catch either of you smoking its going to be a ticket."
That day really scared the shit out of me....10 minutes later another cop comes and my friend starts bitching at him saying that their treating us like shit cause we smoke pot and he arrested her.