First time; sitting in a small car park with my ex and another mate, Lowrie, at about 11 in the night. Cop car pulls into the car park right as I'm skinning up. Luckily although the headlights caught us dead on as it come in, it had to pull round to come up to us, so I chucked everything into the ditch behind us while the headlights were pointing away, (there's no street lamps or anything) and then got a cigarette out, and as they parked up next to us, I lit that up. They asked us what we were doing, and we said we were meeting Lowrie, cause she'd just finished work at the chippie. They told us to go home and watched us walk outta the car park, but we went through a pedestrians-only path so they couldn't follow us further, then we waited a bit, doubled back and thank-god, found everything I'd ditched.

Second time; Me and Stewart, out for a drive with Bob. Probably about 2 am, we were going over the Brecon Beacons, and this totally random cop car pulls up out of nowhere, pulls us over and asks us all to get out. In the time between spotting the cops and being pulled over I hid the weed and stuff in my trousers and jacket, and the two cops were both male, so they searched Stewart and Bob, and the car, but couldn't search me. They took our details down, said it was just a random check, and let us go.