Quote Originally Posted by ToxicHaze
red wings?^
Imagine that itā??s dark and you go down on your girl.

Roflā?¦My first job..I was a car hop (waitress) at Sonic.
(picture a 1950ā??s Drive In where chicks bring the food out to your car)

Anyway, it was almost closing time and I see a buddy of mine pull in he orders a drink so I take it out to him. I take one look at him and stop dead in my tracks; I donā??t say anything for a while and heā??s looking at me like WTF is wrong with you. All the sudden I realized what had happened and I laughed so fucking hard I nearly wet myself. I was laughing so hard I couldnā??t tell him why I was laughing. Finally, I tell him to look in the mirror. He looked in the rear view mirror as I watched the blood drain from his body. He had blood all over his face he looked like a hyena who just eaten the innards out of a gazelle on the discovery channelā?¦ā?¦ROFL. After we settled ourselves down he told me he had just taken his girlfriend home and there was some hankey pankey before she went into the house. He said it was dark and he had no idea she had started her period (apparently she didnā??t realize it eitherā?¦either that or she didnā??t tell him.) He didnā??t have it on his hands just his face.

He then thanked me because he was about to stop and get a pack of cigg's...lol..

So thatā??s what it means around here to earn your red wings.
likemclever Reviewed by likemclever on . HELP! Hey well ive been kinda worried and i need some info.Well today i had sex with a girl i just met and afterwards my hands were bloody from fingering her and my dick had blood on it as well.I We didnt use a condom so why did she bleed? i hope it was just her period and not some nasty disease i can catch.plz help :confused: Rating: 5