Question about positions

[Reefer Rogue]

Doggy style :dance:

[K.Kush]

Lay flat out on your back. Get her to squat over you, it's going to be a KILLER workout on her legs, and she might not last too long ..
It's good and basic, no real room for collision.

[Sandypointstoner]

problem: your dick is too small...duh

[Pichacho]

my dick isnt small. its not huge, but its about average.

[muncheemama]

WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....

[Pichacho]

.............i dont like the sounds of that one bit... hehe i'll be careful.

[skunkfunk]

Long John Silver: Do girlfriend up the arse, then punch her in the thigh, punch her in the eye and watch her walk off. She should be limping, have a hand on her eye and maybe make an "arrr" sound.

[JunkYard]

WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....

That's funny sh!t....

I live in a very small town, and that happened to a local guy, lol! It was big news for gossip for months.

He could hardly show his face in the local eatery, and gossip hall after that, lol!

Too funy!