Question about positions

[Reefer Rogue]

Doggy style :dance:

Reefer Rogue Reviewed by Reefer Rogue on 05-25-2006. Question about positions well, me and my girlfriend went away for the weekend, and had sex many a time. i'm proud to say we've completely mastered the missionary position;) move your (the guy) hips up, so that the base of your penis rubs against her clitoris. i tried it, it worked wonders. that, and a durex tingling condom:D awesome. anyways. we've tried the girl on top position a couple times, but we cant figure it ous:( Every time we try, my dick usually ends up just popping out:confused: i'm asking some of the Rating: 5

[K.Kush]

Lay flat out on your back. Get her to squat over you, it's going to be a KILLER workout on her legs, and she might not last too long ..
It's good and basic, no real room for collision.

[Sandypointstoner]

problem: your dick is too small...duh

[Pichacho]

my dick isnt small. its not huge, but its about average.

[muncheemama]

WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....

[Pichacho]

.............i dont like the sounds of that one bit... hehe i'll be careful.

[skunkfunk]

Long John Silver: Do girlfriend up the arse, then punch her in the thigh, punch her in the eye and watch her walk off. She should be limping, have a hand on her eye and maybe make an "arrr" sound.

[JunkYard]

WATCH OUT FOR THE SLIPPAGE. woah...that was intense...anyway, i hear you can break your dick that way...shes going to town and it pops out and the next thing you hear is a "SNAP!" then you look down and your weiner's all purple because the blood can't escape...then you have to go to the ER and get a pecker cast(ok i made that up). you'll be out of comission for a minimum of 6 weeks....i only mention this because i care....

That's funny sh!t....

I live in a very small town, and that happened to a local guy, lol! It was big news for gossip for months.

He could hardly show his face in the local eatery, and gossip hall after that, lol!

Too funy!