I'm not eating. I'm never eating when I'm on the computer.

BUT, I'm thinkin' a BLTC would hit the spot. And it will. Because I am a man who knows his spots. And, a man who's pretty fucking toasted of resin. I thought my resin days were behind me. But, fuck my ass, the entire town of Ashland, Oregon 97520 is dry. At least, I think. Tomorrow, I'm a man on a mission! I'm thinking, skatepark first. If nobody's packin', I'll hit up the dorms. I'm not a student, but I know a few. Also, I know this heroin-smoking-addict who's kinda sketch at times but has come through with shining colors a couple of times.

HA! I knew it'd work.

Now, I'm perfectly hungry enough for that BLTC. Goddamn Funk, you are one clever bastard.
Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on . What are you eating? Right now I'm eating some good ass buffalo chicken strips with some lays chips and some ranch onion dip, with some orange juice to wash it down. What u eatin on? Rating: 5