I'm not eating. I'm never eating when I'm on the computer.

BUT, I'm thinkin' a BLTC would hit the spot. And it will. Because I am a man who knows his spots. And, a man who's pretty fucking toasted of resin. I thought my resin days were behind me. But, fuck my ass, the entire town of Ashland, Oregon 97520 is dry. At least, I think. Tomorrow, I'm a man on a mission! I'm thinking, skatepark first. If nobody's packin', I'll hit up the dorms. I'm not a student, but I know a few. Also, I know this heroin-smoking-addict who's kinda sketch at times but has come through with shining colors a couple of times.

HA! I knew it'd work.

Now, I'm perfectly hungry enough for that BLTC. Goddamn Funk, you are one clever bastard.