fuuuuck, i never thought this question would come up!

basically, i like to go to the VAPOR ROOM on haight street, since i have my cannabis card. if you're less fortunate, you can just buy some weed and take it up to golden gate park. go to hippie hill... that's where i always go to smoke when i'm rolling through the city. i'll usually stop at the vapor room, buy some weed, roll a couple joints, then hit the vaporizor there.. mmm a tasty treat.

I also like to smoke at Ocean Beach... there's some sand dunes around there, where you can toke up nicely with your significant other, in private.

Haight-Ashburry is nice if you want to taste the 60's cultural experience; however it's not as much "hippie" as it is homeless kids asking you for money (probably for marijuana too), these days. sorry , no more revolution. but everyone still gets stoned, i'm certain..

The presidio and surrounding areas are nice places to stroll down the street and smoke a joint. I wouldn't recommend taking in a complicated bong to the actual fort (the fort right under the golden gate bridge) because there are military police around there... but if you go down to the fort, i'm sure you could get away with smoking a joint on the very top of the fort. on the other hand, it's quite nice to be stoned, right under the golden gate bridge, with all the mist rolling off the ocean.. very surreal.

it really depends on what you're looking for though. don't bring your bud to fisherman's wharf; better yet, avoid that tourist trap all together. Union Square is a pretty chill spot to smoke, and it is downtown, conveniently located a few blocks from the BART..

or OR OR you could hot box the little bathrooms scattered about the city... they have a locking door and everything. really fancy , albeit smelly, toilets nicely scattered around the city.. but it's nice if you want to smoke in private, out of the rain... i'm sure everyone would appreciate the smell of marijuana more than that of shit anyways

oh, and it's absolutely spectacular smoking on twin peaks at night time... i recommend smoking with your loved one, at night time when the city is lit up, on top ot twin peaks. just be careful driving down

edit: i am definately for this bay area get-down smokefest.