The funniest thing that happened while U were stoned THREAD

[alexisonfire xo]

So this one time me and my friend just finished off about 3 blunts and some bong and were, obviously, hungry. So, being that we were in his room, we went down to his kitchen to grab something to eat. At this point, it's about 3 am and we're trying to be extremely quiet for fear of waking his mom up because she would flip.

So we're both pouring ceral and all of a sudden, we hear someone coming down his creeky ass stairs. We start staring at each other and the door of the kitchen which led to the stairs. Staring at each other, the door, each other with our hearts beating crazy.

Then his dog walks into the kitchen and, being that we were fucked up, it was so much more funnier than it would have been sober. Obviously. But then, what made me laugh 200 times harder is that when his dog walked into the kitchen, my boy dropped the gallon of milk all over his floor.

Hahaha. I can see it now. It was one of those laugh sessions where you can't breathe, ya know? I love those.

[SensiRide]

OK I made a thread about this a while ago but Ill post it again

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The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT!

Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway? You need to watch out for people like me lol

[alexisonfire xo]

That was a good one. Hahaha.

[flamingskullballs]

alright...this one time,. me and a couple of buddies where in my garage, smokin a lot o' pot...and my mother walks in, just all of a sudden...now my buddies spoon is on his lap, along with his bag...and we are all "oh shit"...and it was all smokey in there, just pouring out...but we where smoking ciggerettes and had incense, so no smell

and then the mother says "hey, im going to the grocery store, do you guys want anything?"

[I Got My Shadow High]

One time me and three friends got dressed up in clown suits and went driving down the freeway.

Lmao, so it was you!











can i join!??!?!:dance:

[flamingskullballs]

OK I made a thread about this a while ago but Ill post it again

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The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT!

Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway? You need to watch out for people like me lol

sensi...thats so beautiful

can i play with you bagpipe?

[rainbows.rsexy]

That was a good one. Hahaha.

your avatar eminds me of the time I was driving on the highway and the wind almost blew my vw bus into the next lane

[O. G. ganja smoker]

the funniest time was one of the first times i got high my friend bought a hammer bubbler for 75 it was fuckin sick but n e ways me and my friend got fucken stoned and we were driving in his van and i was hella zoned out and i guess at the same time he was too when we came back to reality we missed a stop sign and were almost about to hit an car with old people in it i saw everything hella slo mo and saw there faces and they looked hella scared and i asked him what happened and he was like i hella zooned out one of the funnyest times i still was laughing my ass off writing this

[rainbows.rsexy]

the funniest time was one of the first times i got high my friend bought a hammer bubbler for 75 it was fuckin sick but n e ways me and my friend got fucken stoned and we were driving in his van and i was hella zoned out and i guess at the same time he was too when we came back to reality we missed a stop sign and were almost about to hit an car with old people in it i saw everything hella slo mo and saw there faces and they looked hella scared and i asked him what happened and he was like i hella zooned out one of the funnyest times i still was laughing my ass off writing this

that reminds me of the time my friend and I were arging the same point when baked but only realised that after several minutes

I thought it was funny he didn't