OK I made a thread about this a while ago but Ill post it again

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The other week, I was over at my friends house. I had some killer weed with me so I rolled a joint for myself (she doesnâ??t smoke) and went out to the landing to smoke it. I made it real strong, stronger than I normally make them.
So Iâ??m puffing away, getting fucked up bad, big deeeep draws. It gets to the point where Iâ??m too stoned and have to stub it out. So I walk slowly back up the stairs, head buzzing, completely baked and pushed the door to the flat open.

It strikes me for a second that something looks different but Iâ??m too wasted to put my finger on what......... I walk into the living room to join my friend, but hold on WHAT THE FUCK! There is a really old man, sitting in a wheelchair, facing the TV - who is this man!!? Iâ??M IN THE WRONG FLAT!

Here I am, completely mashed out my skull, standing in the living room of some 90 year old disabled pensioner! The man slowly turned round in his seat and started shouting at me! â??HEY! HEY YOU! He had a walking stick and was waving it wildly at me, but Iâ??m too shocked to do anything but stand there staring at him â?? I must have went up 1 floor too many and into the wrong flat! It all happened so quickly. Anyway, I turn, run and get the fuck outta there quickstyles. I bolted down the stairs, almost tripping over myself, back into my friends flat, huffing and puffing â?? eyes wide open. Sheâ??s like â??What the fuck happened to you? Why are you out of breath!â??

I was still in shock at this point from the whole nasty experience but managed to tell her Iâ??d got really baked and walked into the wrong flat.

Anyway, the next day she said she saw an ambulance outside the flat; I hope to god the poor man never had a heart attack with some random 21 year old stoner chick waltzing into his living room!
What the hell was he doing leaving the door open anyway? You need to watch out for people like me lol