So this one time me and my friend just finished off about 3 blunts and some bong and were, obviously, hungry. So, being that we were in his room, we went down to his kitchen to grab something to eat. At this point, it's about 3 am and we're trying to be extremely quiet for fear of waking his mom up because she would flip.

So we're both pouring ceral and all of a sudden, we hear someone coming down his creeky ass stairs. We start staring at each other and the door of the kitchen which led to the stairs. Staring at each other, the door, each other with our hearts beating crazy.

Then his dog walks into the kitchen and, being that we were fucked up, it was so much more funnier than it would have been sober. Obviously. But then, what made me laugh 200 times harder is that when his dog walked into the kitchen, my boy dropped the gallon of milk all over his floor.

Hahaha. I can see it now. It was one of those laugh sessions where you can't breathe, ya know? I love those.