This thread is great..About three years ago me and about 4 of my friends were getting stoned in my shed in my backyard out of this little metal pipe and were all fucked up..so anyways i had this swing like a porch type swing in my backyard we all sit on it and starts swinging like mad after about thirty minute one side started to twist but we were too stoned to get uo or really care then about ten minutes are asses started hitting the ground and like that the chair broke on an up swing and sent us all flying ..one of my friends gets up and says "Oh shit!....Ew who farted?" as soon as he said it he turned around and his back was covered in dog shit. Good times