Quote Originally Posted by Dplaya4life03
The funniest thing that happened to me was when i baked for the first time. So me and a few friends are hungry as shit and go to McDonalds. We notice these two guys sitting together like whispering to each other. Then this women comes in who looks like a total whore. She taps one of the two guys shoulders and they all go to the upstairs portion of the restaurant, which was closed off. Like five minutes later we hear these faint moans coming from upstairs. Me and my boys were like no way this is actually happening. They all come downstairs and the woman was walking funny(if you know what i mean). After they leave i say lets go upsatirs and see if there is a condom or something there(dont ask y?) So we go in to this bathroom because we didnt see anything on the floor. I go in first really quiet and i realize this guy was taking shit. Stupidly i go OH SHIT THERES SOME1 IN HERE TAKING A SHIT. We all ran out of the bathroom and out of the McDonalds laughing hysterically.

My mom had a cow after my first pot-party.

I left the house unlocked. she came home pissed as hell because the house is a mess.

That'll never happen again