Not to be a nob on purpose, but I'm not overly keen on revealing my identity on a public, local message board. Especially when I chose an anonymous name for a reason. I'm a bit paranoid, basically. Only natural, considering. Sorry.

Although I admt I am a fan of duck pond secret code rendez-vouses... Maybe one day.

In the meantime, maybe I should recommend Morleys pasties. Mmm.