My dad is so insane

[Pride]

Check it:

My dad has a friend who's in his 30s and is having trouble looking for women. So my dad took him out today to a mad fancy hotel. He finds a drop dead gorgous woman and tells her "I'm a married jewish man with kids but I want you to talk to my son because you're drop dead gorgeus. I'll even pay for the bill".
So the woman agreed and brought along her friend and that friend brought along her bf.
Keep in mind, my dad's 30 yr old friend isn't really his son. He lied.
Anyway, so they're chilling, drinking and got in a conversation about jews.

Suddenly the bf got angry cause he thought my dad was hitting on his girl despite my dad already explaining that he's married with kids. Perhaps the guy was some nazi. Anyway the angry bf goes: YOU FUCKIN' JEW!"

My dad goes fucking BERSERK! He get's all crazy-eyed and looks at him and says something like "I fought in the Israeli war.. and the Vietnam war.. and I'm only 2 inches away from gouging your fucking eyes out"
Something like that but he said it better than what my memory is trying to tell you guys.
The gf says to her bf: "you're drunk, and you're gonna get killed!" so they all leave. My dad's 30 yr old friend runs after em to apologize or some shit, but the dumbass angry bf goes: "YOU FUCKIN JEW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" So, my dad's friend takes off his sweater and showing off his mad muscles and shouts back: "BRING IT OOOONNN!!!"

Don't know the details but I'm sure he won, achem lol anyways he returns and my dad gets the bill. "Fuck this" says my dad. "Why should we pay for these Jew haters?" So he grabs his friends arm and
RUNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOTEL AND CATCHES A QUICK CAB!

They cracked the fuck up through the whole ride home. they even told the cab driver the story and he's cracking up with em!
My dad just told me this story half an hour ago. I just had to share it.
He's currently drunk, crazy, and sleeping with a huge grin on his face.
What a night.

Those jew-haters gotta pay about $300 for the tab.

Pride Reviewed by Pride on 05-21-2006. My dad is so insane Check it: My dad has a friend who's in his 30s and is having trouble looking for women. So my dad took him out today to a mad fancy hotel. He finds a drop dead gorgous woman and tells her "I'm a married jewish man with kids but I want you to talk to my son because you're drop dead gorgeus. I'll even pay for the bill". So the woman agreed and brought along her friend and that friend brought along her bf. Keep in mind, my dad's 30 yr old friend isn't really his son. He lied. Anyway, so Rating: 5

[Reefer Rogue]

Lol, good shit, I wouldn't of payed the tab either.

[LIP]

Them Jew haters are fucking pricks.

That annoys me personally, cos im also Jewish, altohugh im not orthodox.

[Cheebah]

Thats amazing, so the guy actually fought the jew hater. I hope he kicked his ass. Did your dads friend end up picking up the other girl?

[Froggy Prophet]

ok reformed jew rite here had myt bar mitzvah like 3 weeks ago (im 13) it was fun i got mad drunk and a bit hi, the only unfun part was me spendin mosto of the party in the bath room puking well i tohught it was story time if interested ask mastahaze he was ther a homie of mine

[Zoosh]

That is so scarily awesome.

[greenetn05]

that is a fucking funny story but did your dads friend win lol

[Pride]

Did your dads friend end up picking up the other girl?

Nope. Better luck next time! lol!

[Jaymo]

Fucking Nazis :|.

[deranged toker]

haha they had it comin.and your dad seems scary.