things that baffle me.

[BizzleLuvin]

1. does Alaska have beaches? what is the sand like? if they have beaches, do people crowd around them like they do here?
2. what is the capital of sweden and WHY does it seem like i should know the answer?
3. why isnt Los Angeles or Hollywood the capital of California?
4. when we say 'God Bless America" are we including Canada and Mexico etc.?
5. why isnt my go-mug microwaveable? it just doesnt make sense to make something to hold hot drink non-microwaveable
6. why does my mom wash the dishes by hand before she puts them in the washer?
7.why doesnt blue laundry detergent stain my clothes?
8. why arent roads all straight?
9. why do women wear make-up and men don't? I know lotsa men that could benefit from some decent foundation
10. why are farts funny?
11. why are children's programs on early in the morning? dont they get up later?

BizzleLuvin Reviewed by BizzleLuvin on 05-20-2006. things that baffle me. 1. does Alaska have beaches? what is the sand like? if they have beaches, do people crowd around them like they do here? 2. what is the capital of sweden and WHY does it seem like i should know the answer? 3. why isnt Los Angeles or Hollywood the capital of California? 4. when we say 'God Bless America" are we including Canada and Mexico etc.? 5. why isnt my go-mug microwaveable? it just doesnt make sense to make something to hold hot drink non-microwaveable 6. why does my mom wash the Rating: 5

[mrdevious]

1. does Alaska have beaches? what is the sand like? if they have beaches, do people crowd around them like they do here?
2. what is the capital of sweden and WHY does it seem like i should know the answer?
3. why isnt Los Angeles or Hollywood the capital of California?
4. when we say 'God Bless America" are we including Canada and Mexico etc.?
5. why isnt my go-mug microwaveable? it just doesnt make sense to make something to hold hot drink non-microwaveable
6. why does my mom wash the dishes by hand before she puts them in the washer?
7.why doesnt blue laundry detergent stain my clothes?
8. why arent roads all straight?
9. why do women wear make-up and men don't? I know lotsa men that could benefit from some decent foundation
10. why are farts funny?
11. why are children's programs on early in the morning? dont they get up later?

1. Alaska has beaches, but they're kind of littered with fallen trees and forests at the edges. There's better beaches in the world.

2. The capitol of Sweden is Stockholm. You feel like you should know that because you do, it's just not one of those facts you keep fresh in memory.

3. Because of the liberal decedance!

4. Nope, just the united states. Mexico is full of godless foreigners, and Canada just doesn't matter (note CNN never once mentioned our federal election and change of government, but they'll be on an election in Togo for 2 weeks).

5. Because then the outside of the container would be hot, which would make it difficult to handle.

6. The washer probably isn't good enough, doesn't wash thoroughly.

7. You live in Jesus's blindspot.

8. Because terrain isn't strait and flat. silly.

9. Because men are more judgemental of looks, and women preferre a more "rugged" look on men, while men want delicate and clean.

10. People often laugh at things that embarass them. Even if little kids aren't embarrased, they're conditioned to think it should be, and so think it's funny to do the "naughty sound".

11. Nope, children's melatonin levels peak and drop at different hours. That's why teens want to stay up later and sleep in later, it's all in your body's melatonin schedule.

[BizzleLuvin]

thanks mr.devious. i shall have more lined up for you later once i smoke a joint and gettin g into my deep mental phase

[BizzleLuvin]

5. Because then the outside of the container would be hot, which would make it difficult to handle.

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well the same thing happens to my ceramic mugs and plates...maybe it has something to do with the thermal lining...

[Bong30]

1. does Alaska have beaches? what is the sand like? if they have beaches, do people crowd around them like they do here? what he said ^^^^^
2. what is the capital of sweden and WHY does it seem like i should know the answer? ^^^^^^^he said
3. why isnt Los Angeles or Hollywood the capital of California?
LA is the new caitol of mexico, and we are not that crazy
4. when we say 'God Bless America" are we including Canada and Mexico etc.?
God can bless everybody........
5. why isnt my go-mug microwaveable? it just doesnt make sense to make something to hold hot drink non-microwaveable
sounds like a million dollars
6. why does my mom wash the dishes by hand before she puts them in the washer?
Because she doesnt want you to get the shits...... clogs the filter
7.why doesnt blue laundry detergent stain my clothes?
its called dilution....
8. why arent roads all straight?
go to salt lake city and ask that
9. why do women wear make-up and men don't? I know lotsa men that could benefit from some decent foundation
are you kidding... i would never wear makeup... just not right
10. why are farts funny?
pull my finger.
11. why are children's programs on early in the morning? dont they get up later?
no my kids get up at 6-7 every morning

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[Ganjasaurusrex]

1. does Alaska have beaches? what is the sand like? if they have beaches, do people crowd around them like they do here?
2. what is the capital of sweden and WHY does it seem like i should know the answer?
3. why isnt Los Angeles or Hollywood the capital of California?
4. when we say 'God Bless America" are we including Canada and Mexico etc.?
5. why isnt my go-mug microwaveable? it just doesnt make sense to make something to hold hot drink non-microwaveable
6. why does my mom wash the dishes by hand before she puts them in the washer?
7.why doesnt blue laundry detergent stain my clothes?
8. why arent roads all straight?
9. why do women wear make-up and men don't? I know lotsa men that could benefit from some decent foundation
10. why are farts funny?
11. why are children's programs on early in the morning? dont they get up later?

1. Alaska beaches are wide open for miles and miles, the sand is cold.
2. Helsinki, I believe without looking. Could be a premonition.
3. You think traffic is bad add a capitol to these cities.
4. Hell no.
5. Poor engineering.
6. She doesnt want to smell dinner cooking again when food burns on the dishwasher heater.
7. Good engineering.
8. Cost more to dynamite mountains.
9. Gives women vitural vagina power.
10. Because they mimic barking spiders.
11. Marketeers know how to brainwash kids to bug their parents to buy something they think they need.

[BizzleLuvin]

1.wouldnt we eradicate the AIDS epidemic if all people that are infected just died?
2. why dont older people eat baby food?
3. what is kitty litter made out of?
4. why isnt the clitoris INSIDE the vagina?
5. why do we tear when we cry?
6. what does a potato plant look like? is it a vine? arent the leaves poisonous?
7. why dont wear wear white after labor day?
8. why is poop brown? i would think that it would be the color of the food you ate.
9. if a body decomposes with time even after it has been preserved (i know this for a fact, i did a project on it) why do we provide coffins? isnt it just a waste? why do we feel the need to preserve the dead?
10. if you were writing a letter to a gay couple, how would u address it?

[yoda]

1.wouldnt we eradicate the AIDS epidemic if all people that are infected just died?
2. why dont older people eat baby food?
3. what is kitty litter made out of?
4. why isnt the clitoris INSIDE the vagina?
5. why do we tear when we cry?
6. what does a potato plant look like? is it a vine? arent the leaves poisonous?
7. why dont wear wear white after labor day?
8. why is poop brown? i would think that it would be the color of the food you ate.
9. if a body decomposes with time even after it has been preserved (i know this for a fact, i did a project on it) why do we provide coffins? isnt it just a waste? why do we feel the need to preserve the dead?
10. if you were writing a letter to a gay couple, how would u address it?

lol at the poop question, whatever you were smoking to think of these, i want the hook up as well.

to answer #10 though, dear mr. and mr. or mrs. and mrs.

[slipknotpsycho]

1.wouldnt we eradicate the AIDS epidemic if all people that are infected just died?
2. why dont older people eat baby food?
3. what is kitty litter made out of?
4. why isnt the clitoris INSIDE the vagina?
5. why do we tear when we cry?
6. what does a potato plant look like? is it a vine? arent the leaves poisonous?
7. why dont wear wear white after labor day?
8. why is poop brown? i would think that it would be the color of the food you ate.
9. if a body decomposes with time even after it has been preserved (i know this for a fact, i did a project on it) why do we provide coffins? isnt it just a waste? why do we feel the need to preserve the dead?
10. if you were writing a letter to a gay couple, how would u address it?

1. could, but not nessicarily, i mean it did come from somewhere to being with right? what's to say that if we did eradicate every living source of it at once, that it wouldn't just show it's face again...
2. probably their dignity, tho over the years 'old people' dignity has meant less and less... wasn't too long ago that you never really heard of something called Depends.... now they're everywhere... maybe sooner or later gerber will open up another wing...
3. i have no idea... probably a special blend of dirts (for absorbancy, possibly other 'powder's) and rocks would be my guess...
4. why are you worrying about it, if it was in your vagina, it'd probably never get touched...
5. not sure on that one either
6. not sure about that one either....
7. i never wear white, so i wouldn't know.
8. it's due to the vast mixture of colors of foods you ingest, they all mix to make brown, or something like that... if you eat nothing but like green vegetables you'll get green colored shit (yes i've seen it and had it, it's very bizare) or if you eat mostly green vegetables and some normal foods you might get this camoflauge shit my brother had once, like it was a normal terd comprised of many little balls, but every other ball was a diffrent color.... now i didn't wanna stare at my brothers shit, but i didn't believe him when he told me what he had left in the toilet so i had to see, and i'll be damned if he wasn't telling the truth...
9. mostly for respect i guess, i've always said i dont' care what happens to my body when i die, i mean my spirit/soul (if i even have one) isn't in it anymore, i'm not alive, why the fuck should i care what happens to it.... shit for all i care you use my face as a toilet, just make sure i'm dead first, or i might have to kill you.
10. if i knew who the 'man' and the 'woman' of the relationship were, i'd either use the man's last name and say Mr. and Mrs. <last name> or if i didn't know if that'd cause trouble or not i'd just stick to Dear Resident or Dear Valued Customer... lmao...

[flamingskullballs]

bizzle kafizzle, it baffles me how hot you are



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